I was kicking butt and taking names at a FORTUNE 500 company. I loved it. Climbing up that corporate ladder. Hobnobbing with the pretty people. Hugging the CEO. Having drinks with the Chief Counsel. Power suits and large-scale events. Galas and community service outreaches. I loved it! And then...I was laid off.
I mean, them heiffas LAID. ME. OFF!! I was in the middle of my game! I was headed to the top! All of sudden, I didn't have anything to do. I was banished to unemployment because decisions were made that didn't have anything to do with me.
If I were married, it would be the perfect time to step up my housewifing skills. But I'm single. No husbands shirts to iron, or big dinners to plan when the kids get home. No carpools. No spring cleaning lists to tackle. I'm just home. Chilling. "Unemployed" sounded so blah. I had to come up with something better than that! So when the next person asked me what I was up to, I proclaimed that I was now a "House Hottie." They loved it. I loved it! My new persona was born.
Dammit that's right! I'm hot. And I'm home. So, it's fitting, don't you think?! So, while I have this time on my hands, I'm going to figure out what the hell I wanna do when I grow up. And I'm gonna be honest about the trials and tribulations, the ups and downs.
You'll get all the goody good good scoop right here. So check with me every now and then. It'll make you feel good **HalleBerryMonsterBallvoice**!
Toodles!
